mindoftheunkind:

muggleland:

do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying

Omg it’s in words


unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.
James Potter HUFFLEPUFF
Remus Potter RAVENCLAW
Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 
No classes together ever goodbye

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

(Source: diegolopezocon)


carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

(Source: drinkingsomewine)



stability:

there’s not even anything bad on my camera roll I just don’t want you to see how many selfies I take


andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair


comealongraggedypond:

awkward moment where james says “hey babe can you come here for a sec” and without even thinking about it sirius saunters over with lily at his heels

*heavy sigh*

"…lily. i was talking to lily.”


babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this


(Source: aterg-aterg)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care


Call a boy a gentleman and watch his shoulders straighten. Call a girl a lady and watch her spirit turn graceful. Humanity was brought into existence by God speaking words into the void of the universe. We tend to become what we are called.
The Medicine of Hope (via thisfragilerose)

(Source: octobermoe)


piertotum-locomottor:

ephemerayla:

monsters-inked:

THESE ARE SO COOL! LOOK AT DRACO ASDFGHKJJL’AS

CAN WE HAVE THIS AU INSTEAD OF THE SECOND HALF OF BOOK 7

BECAUSE I MEAN

Ginny Weasley is a “person of interest in Salazar Opera House arson and bombing.” HOLY SHIT CAN I READ THAT

DAYUM MALFOY

(Source: toni-starkening)


delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety


fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

(Source: bb-forever)


black-tight-justmysize:


will-you-pray-for-me:


youucannotdestroyme:


falloutpeterick:


staceyx3:


takemyfuckinhand:


Interviewer: Does Gerard sleep naked?
Frank: Yes.
Gerard: NO.
Frank: You did when you slept with me. You said it had to be that way.


GERARDS FACE










omfg


“frank i’m gonna fucking kill you”“frank i said nobody should know”“frank it did have to be that way”“frank shut the fuck up”“frank i’m going to sell your dogs”

black-tight-justmysize:

will-you-pray-for-me:

youucannotdestroyme:

falloutpeterick:

staceyx3:

takemyfuckinhand:

Interviewer: Does Gerard sleep naked?

Frank: Yes.

Gerard: NO.

Frank: You did when you slept with me. You said it had to be that way.

GERARDS FACE

omfg

“frank i’m gonna fucking kill you”
“frank i said nobody should know”
“frank it did have to be that way”
“frank shut the fuck up”
“frank i’m going to sell your dogs”