I wrote a poem about it, and then threw it away, because that’s the last thing I need right now: More words dedicated to people who will never dedicate a single thing to me.
Charlotte Green, You Say You Don’t Want A Boyfriend, But You Know That’s Not True (via krook)

(Source: larmoyante)


cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(Source: llleighsmith)


paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

(Source: paranoid)


back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"


upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 


disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next


meladoodle:

kinda weird that u were naked for 9 months in ur mums womb and she probably showed everyone the scans like thats pretty much like leaking ur nudes

(Source: meladoodle)


Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:

Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*


what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password?
me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

officialvoid:

pemsylvania:

inappropriate places to fall asleep. go.

insomniacs support group


australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat


phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 


sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.